The bitter truth...

Look, not anon, many socially deficient individuals go through an awkward phase...we call this adolescence...In any case, quit trying to be a neo-con and put down the kleenex. At least leave your parents home before you start a relationship with your kleenex with such gay abandon.

Many men, and women, have tinlked the ivory's. For most, it is but a passing phase, like high-school shot-putting. Please tell us, Mr Anon, that you are not shot-putting? Or possibly your girl-friend is - after you've shaved and waxed the fat-arsed hairy bitch...